When you have a one-year-old who cries in the middle of the night because she wants her back rubbed, followed by a two-year-old who insists the baby monitor camera needs a drink at 3 am, combined with a cat who sticks her butthole in your face to make sure you’re asleep and not dead every hour, bedtime tends to be early. Anything after 8 pm is the middle of the night as far as I’m concerned.